Wrinkled Sheets

Keep Working On Your Tackiness

We are all over the board this week, but we keep it entertaining.  Listen to an all new Wrinkled Sheets!!!

Steve educates Janet on one of the worst sex scene ever.  Would you agree with him?

Janet remembers everything about some actors, but she admits her give a darn is busted... mostly.

Is anyone else say to see How I Met Your Mother end?  Steve finds the last season a bit disappointing.

Are you someone that likes to come home from work and chill?  Janet loves to do that, but Steve can't miss a single movie. 

We ask if hemp seeds effect a drug screen... what about help milk? 

Have you heard of Hummingbird from Google?  Janet educates us on it.

We talk about what will out number us as people by 2025... according to those people that make projections like this. 

Is the $1200 laptop better than a $300 laptop. 

We both have recently been asked to stop using "Ma'am".... why are manners left us?

We recording this show before Steve left for the Caribbean, so out Bachelor update is a bit outdated.

TRADER JOE'S comes to DENVER!

Trader Joe's opens in Denver and we go there OPENING WEEKEND!  Janet talks about her first TJ experience.  How does Trader Joe's stack up against Whole Foods?

 Ever had a singer sing right to YOU??  Janet did,  She tells Steve about Josh Gracin singing her name right to her.  She goes NUTS!     see pic below! 

 Steve talks about working a cruise ship next week with the Oak Ridge Boys, Janet is beyond Jealous!

 

Janet's the Blonde :-)

 

Phillip Seymor Valentine's Day

Steve and Janet discuss, Phillip Seymour Hoffman's death and career, the fact that Janet sleeps with a stuffed animal, How was Valentine's Day for you in school.

Missouri wants to make the HIGH FIVE the state greeting.

We review the movie HER.

and of course, Bad Morning Show Trivia!

Is it a Sandwich or Sex Act?

This week we talk about Justin Beiber's problems, play a game called Sandwich or Sex act and there's a discussion of Janet's love of Girl Scout cookies. We also talk about how wrong it is that parents sell the cookies for the kids 

White People Be Crazy

It's all over the map this time.  Almost too many tpics to list. Janet talks about a new song called White People Be Crazy.   well DUH!   Everybody is these days. 

We talk about the returning trend of Pixie cuts for women and how guys prefer long hair on women.  Janet says they're easy to take care of.  

Colorado has legalized pot... is it a good thing?

Can't put my head down 1-14-14

Sick dogs, plane lands at the wrong airport, recognizing celebrities out in public, the best taxi driver in the Caribbean, and more!   

Peace Out, 2013

Before Steve left to work a Caribbean cruise, he and Janet sat down to catch up about the year.  Can you tell that Janet is a bit jealous of Steve?  Has Steve stopped communicating like Janet thinks he should?  Be a fly on the wall as this crazy couple shares some of their couple time with you. 

Happy New Year!!!

Duck Dynasty under attack! Black Santa, White Santa, Real Santa?

This is the Wrinkled Sheets Christmas show!   We talk about Santa, White, Black, Real?  Where is Santa from? Janet asks Steve about his twitter campaign to get on Sons of Anarchy..What about that season finale of SOA??? Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty under attack, and there's bad morning show trivia  Listen!

Don't Make Me Jump Off A Balcony

WELCOME TO WRINKLED SHEETS!!
Goodbye silly intro... Steve starts recording without Janet knowing. 
BAD MORNING SHOW TRIVIA - On Christmas tree farms, how many Christmas trees are planted per acre?
Janet admits that being a girl can cause bad decisions sometimes.
ROOTS - Steve and Janet both have them.  The price of being blonde.
Steve didn't know how difficult it is to get a hair appointment around the holidays.
Steve just returned from Las Vegas.  He was working with Brad Garrett at the MGM Grand.  It was cowboy week in town. 
Did you watch Fox's country music award show?  Where did this thing come from?
Shopping can drive a man insane or it can push a man to end his life?  Seriously!! 
Has anything drove you that crazy?
What is a skin flint?  Janet learns something new.
How do you get banned from Wal-Mart.  What does one have to do to get banned from all Wal-Marts, worldwide?
Duck Dynasty if everywhere!!!  Are we be taken over?
Did you know that Hawaii can ruin your life?
Steve is obsessed with Hawaii and since his first visit, his life has never been the same.
Do you take for granted the beauty that is around you?  STOP THAT!!
Who doesn't love virgin....... DRINKS?
Have you heard Steve's ""go to character" voice?  Here is here!!
Rumors have flown about George Clooney and if he is gay.  Did he come out to address the issue?
Janet thinks that Steve takes his world travels for granted and she give him a reality check.
What are HASHTAGS?
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She Laughs Like Betty Rubble

Congrats to Janet’s partner on Two Girls And A Bottle of Wine.  Her and her boyfriend just got engaged after being together for ten years!! You can check out their podcast at www.twogirlsandabottleofwine.podbean.com

Bad Morning Show Quiz – Some 6000 Americans check into a hospital each year with injuries from this.  What do you think the answer is…

The America Music Awards were last Sunday… Listen to our recap.  It isn’t a real award show, did you know that?  Justin Timberlake won for two very different categories.  Rihanna got a huge award at only 25 years old.  Florida Georgia Line won Single of the Year.  Taylor Swift won BIG.  What did Miley do?  Steve was so excited to hear the details.  Janet describes the mess that is Miley at the AMA’s.  Steve looks for the deeper meaning in her performance… what it her intention to push pussy.

Ronnie Dunn has been causing some controversy with his comments about new country music.   

A cat lover made a helicopter out of WHAT?  What would you do to keep your pet around forever?

Life of Pi had a tiger in it and apparently the tiger was very ill and almost died.  This isn’t the first time that animals were injured on set.

Janet and Steve review The Counselor with Brad Pitt and Cameron Diaz. 

Steve reviews the new movie NEBRASKA with Bruce Dern.

A certain type of movie is going to banned in the UK…. What kind is it?  Listen to find out.

Steve admits that he has a FOOD PORN problem. 

Steve reminds us that spankings are not illegal. What is wrong with parents today?  Kids are running crazy because they aren’t raised properly.  Did you know that children’s’ frontal lobes are not developed until later in life.

What is the game KNOCK OUT?  Teenagers are seriously hurting people for the fun of it. 

PARENTS!!  Do you know what Snapchat is?  If you don’t you should.  We explain it. 

Who attends PTA meetings?  Are they still a way for parents to stay aware of what is going on in the lives of their children?

Steve wants you to LIKE his new FB page - https://www.facebook.com/Thenachoreport

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Thanks!  Steve and Janet